Monday, February 16, 2009

A letter from my dog today...

How to wash a toilet...

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.You may need
to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come
from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people
between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,and run
outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


The Dog

Okay I Would NEVER do this to my 20 year old cat or any other cat..don't know what got into that dog???


~Marie~ said...

LOL... too funny.

The Finely Tuned Woman said...

Your dog is hilarious and ingenious. No wonder he is laughing so hard. Your cat looks very pi**ed off. I'm sure she will have her revenge. I had a good time reading this. It was just what I needed.

aims said...

You have a cat that is 20 years old? Oh sigh. How lucky you are!
Truly blessed. They are angels here on this earth.

CC said...

Irene, I am glad I was able to offer you a good read that was what you needed.

CC said...

Aims: Yes my male cat Spencer is 20he will be 21 this summer and he is in excellent health other than he can't jump to the top of the refrigerator from the floor as he did when he was young. Yes I am truly blessed.