It Takes Four Paws
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit
TO NON-PET OWNERS who visit my home and complain about my pets.
1) They live here, you don't.
2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'Fur'-niture. 3) Chances are, I love my pets more than I like you.
4) To you, my pets are just animals, but to me they are an adopted son/daughter who happen to be hairy, walks on all fours, and who doesn’t speak clearly.
5.) A home without pet hair is not a home at all.